I am the old dear in question and I need a copy of Fenella Fielding's red dress in Carry on Screaming - looked for one for years and never found one, however I may be going to a burlesque Halloween event and I reckon my knockers on display in a vampy red velvet dress may just be the ticket.
I'm more than happy to commission one, but don't know where to start - I don't want fancy dress quality, I'm looking for something a bit err classier, if that's not a contradiction in terms.
And for you youngsters who are unaware of the Carry On ouevre redscharlach.livejournal.com/209496.html?thread=2834520 down at the bottom of the page.
Big thank you