So I found this catalogue today

[mippy]

here

Looks like blah, Next type schmutter...until I looked at the prices.

£199 of polyester goodness

sexy

What is this stuff? Is it just bad styling or is it P'runa by post?

Oh dear.
Some seriously bad shit.

I cannot fathom how hideous this would look on me...

Yes yes yes

Some total prick cunt has put me on this mailing list

"Hurtling towards middle age and money to burn" is the "category" I suspect, and god knows god effing knows how I ended up on it

Give me and strength, and a shredder

Hahaha, I put DP on the House of Bruar mailing list when he irritated me once.

It reminds me of the stuff that most of the women wear in dh's family ... ; perhaps it is aimed at the Euro market?

I don't want to alarm anyone, but that leopard skin gilet is up to size 20.

why

Just why

god it's awful isn't it. Def aimed at the euro market.

Looks like the clothes Nancy Dell Orangeade would wear - Naff

at Dell Orangeade

But...dell Orangina surely?