Please help me! I've never been able to find a cossie that flatters my rather odd figure! I've got quite a small waist (size 8) but a really out of proportion tummy (I'm not fishing or exaggerating, many many people have asked me if I'm pregnant when I haven't been). I quite like my arms and legs, bum is okay but don't want it on show, boobs were once ample (30E) but now sag sadly after way too many years breastfeeding. Underwiring is essential. A "one size" (as in size ten, size eight etc) cossie is a no no (cossie with bra size is a must).
Am I being too demanding? Please please help me find a one piece that will last me for holidays, (imaginary) spa dates and swimming! Thank you so much!