TheMoistWorldOfSeptimusQuench ·
30/06/2011 21:29
I know you S&B gang are the fount of all wisdom, so I'm turning to you in my hour of sartorial need 
So, am 38 and occasionally get asked for ID when buying wine
However , I have big boobs, more apple than pear, and am about a size 12.
So, can I still get away with skinny jeans, or would dark bootcuts lend me an otherwise elusive air of sophistication? Or are they both a really bad idea, and should I be looking at comfy linen slacks instead?
Thanks S&Bers 