I've never had fast growing hair. Never. It reached the middle of my back by the time I was 11, I cut it at 15 and it's never, I repeat, NEVER, regrown past my shoulders. I had it cut to an extremely short bob, then even slightly shorter still (by another hairdresser who said that my first cut was terrible and had to neaten it up). That was in January. I've only had to trim my fringe twice (took hardly any off) and today, someone told me that my hair just doesn't grow.
I'd love long locks, but I think my hair is bloody shrinking, not growing!