max Factor Infinity lipgloss - the bastard antichrist of lipstick products

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A tenner it cost me.

Pink on the tube, but when out on is colour of a baked bean.

dd's reaction when she saw it on 'mum you look like you have mixed brick dust with some lard'

Plus it doesn't come off with a quick wipe and makes your lips feel all dry and puckered.

Fucking stuff

Take it back. To Boots, even if you didnt buy it there

at "brick dust mixed with lard".

Excellent turn of phrase from DD there!

Really? I can just waltz into Boots, say 'this is crap' and get my tenner back?

I am frequently on the sharp end of dd's harsh wit

I hate Max factor shit, I don't know what I was thinking.

Yes if you bought it there say the colour is nothing like the colour on the outside

Draw yourself up to your full 6ft 2 height

But actually brick dust sounds like a nice colour for me

No it's vile.

The colour is not so bad (it really doesn't suit me though) but the texture is awful.

Cheap crappy shit.

I bought it from Asda and don't have a receipt. Think will chance it in Asda.

I hate lipgloss. All sticky, and when your hair flies in your face it doesn't fly out of your face again because it is stuck.