Oh no. Have fallen in love with a dress. It's £££. Advice gratefully received.

[tethersend]

This one

Tell me it's awful.

Telling me to buy it is no good, I cannot afford it unless I sell one of DP's kidneys (have not totally ruled that out).

Help.

I'm sorry but it's really nice

Only if you are slim though.... Are you slim? If you're fat then it's a big fat NO!

Sorry, that was terribly unhelpful wasn't it

I love it. Sorry. Those Valentino shoes they've paired it with are also gorgeous.

Oh no, your dp's kidneys are in trouble.

It is really lovely.

It's absolutely gorgeous hideous.

Oh God I'm no help at all - that is gorgeous!

My huge arse won't fit in Westwood clothes but I have some jewellery, accessories and bags which have been worth every penny as they are so strikingly beautiful I feel wonderful whenever I wear/use them.

Maybe the kidney option is best after all!

you are woman of great taste. it's lovely. have twice before today put it im my virtual nap basket and then made myself remove it after administering myself a good talking too... am rubish at links but jigsaw have a v nice navy / white striped dress for much much less... (i KNOW it's not the same as westwood....).

No, that was great, MrsRhettButler! Am not slim- am an hourglass 16. But I look good in stripes.

Singing, get away, shoo!

Oh my lord the shoes! How much are the shoes?

I do think ruby has a small point though, you couldn't wear it everywhere or people would start to talk.....

Oh if you are a 'proper' hourglass then it could work.

By proper I mean small waist

Am not sure horizontal stripes would be forgiving unless you are a size 8 Tethers! which-you-are-not

And as someone else said, am not sure how often you could wear it without 'oh she's wearing that again' thoughts.

HTH

Oh bollocks.

Look you lot- this is NOT the advice I need. Where's pink4ever when you need her? She hates everything I like

I hate you - I now want the shoes and dress. Cant sell DHs binge drinking Kidneys Wonders what other organs are sellable ???

Keep it coming, Collision

I'm an hourglass ish, I would prefer a smaller waist I'm a 14 ish when I'm not 6 mnths pg and I would defo wear it

Can you steal it?

Have you got any weddings coming up? If you have 3 or more then it could be seen as 3 x hundred pound dresses?

Are you tall, Tethers? I'm a size 12 hourglass but that dress would wear me, as I'm only 5' 2. I also agree that it is too distinctive to wear in the way that a VW black one can just be adapted for every occasion.

It's not awful by any means BUT there are nicer ones out there and it surely can't be long until the summer sales start? :)

You would see your knickers through it.

Tis expensive.

You would get bored of it.

You are too big for it.

Er, it's horrible. Really, not nice at all. How come you all like it?! Do you want to look like a zebra? Lots of tall grass and lions around your way?

Seriously, that's not worth a kidney.

Oh but it's horrible.

Like a mutant zebra.

No no no.

No weddings.

No money.

Am 5'6".

Hope there's not any long grass near you, or you'll need to <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=www.worldofstock.com/slides/NAN5572.jpg&imgrefurl=www.worldofstock.com/stock_photos/NAN5572.php&usg=__F5-SPGxNjBFabV0DKyqQ18rddag=&h=333&w=500&sz=52&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=FCJLAHKjCcslSM:&tbnh=123&tbnw=197&ei=f5frTemkJYOp8AOR4vGQAQ&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dlion%2Bstalking%2Bpicture%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DX%26biw%3D1024%26bih%3D673%26tbm%3Disch%26prmd%3Divns&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=708&vpy=220&dur=800&hovh=183&hovw=275&tx=179&ty=96&page=1&ndsp=16&ved=1t:429,r:7,s:0&biw=1024&bih=673" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">be on your guard.

That's the spirit, Kirsty and Balloon! THAT'S what I need to hear!