have olivey skin, dont normally burn.... Just back from a week in Tenerife, fell asleep on the first day and have burnt shoulders/back 
Going to a wedding on Friday and I look a fucking mess, shoulders and back peeling big style... I look like a bloody leper.
Have tried exfoliating and am slapping on moisturiser 4 times a day but it's just not working.
How can I make it good by Friday? Am wearing a black dress too... Gonna look uber attractive covered in flakey skin
Dh has a sander....