(I have never known what 'stat' means btw...)
Can anyone advise me on some DIY hair-dye pliz?
I have thick mid-length hair, naturally mid-blonde with some very blonde highlights done at great expense in January. I now have impressive roots and need perking up generally, but I'm broke-ass and will only get broker in the next month as I've had to take a bit of unpaid leave.
I'd like to do a home job but I'm a bit terrified I'll either end up with a headful of white candyfloss, or bald as a billiard ball - can anyone recommend anything?
Failing that, are Supercuts as bad as they sound?! 
THANKING YOU IN ADVANCE