I have awful knees and old lady elbows, help me!

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I started this thread in chat but thought I'd give it a go here as well.
"I just had a good look at my knees, omg they are all funny shaped and wrinkly. And my elbows too.
What to do, is this it then? 43 years of bending and they're buggered never to be shown in shorts again?
Please please, if you have rescued your knees and elbows back from the brink, tell me your secret!"

Are they like Courtney Cox's in the opening scene of the Cougar Town pilot?

He he, yes that's me, that's me. Well I'm not Courtney Cox more's the pity, but Oh God, I can so relate, especially thet "what the hell is that?" moment

at the risk of starting another rush to Waitrose (1) - their Baby Bottom butter has just worked wonders on my dry elbows.

I have fat, wrinkly knees, they are truly hideous.
I wear trousers, always.

Fat AND wrinkly...how did that happen!

Ah its all downhill from here...