Ultimo Miracle Backless Body . . . how do you . . . .?

[JonesTheSteam]

Pee when you're wearing it?
Have bought one to wear under my dress for DH's Christmas do (to make my saggy, wrinkly, post-kids tummy look vaguely normal - and it works !) but it doesn't undo underneath IYKWIM!!!
How on earth do you go to the loo?

Have this image of a steaming JonesTheSteam balanced precariously over toilet with body yanked to one side now!!!!

Oh God!!! I'm going to have to take the whole thing off aren't I?

Not bloody awkward at all!!!!

Yes dress is halterneck, so body will be as well but I'm having to use a strap at the lowest point across the back as well to help give my cleavage a bit of a lift!!! (Dress isn't completely backless!!)

We have a room booked in the hotel, so I'll probably have to keep disappearing up there to go to the loo

Hope DH's workmates won't think I'm odd!!!!

(Are you Sallystrawberry by the way? Is that your Christmas name?)