The one thing

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What is the one outfit you would love to wear but is just never going to happen? Mine is a racer back thin lineny loose vest/dress with no bra a la french skinny person with perfect arms shoulders and no boobs!

thats very 1980s look isnt it.
id like to wear strapy tops.
as it is I look like a bulgarian weight lifter in them,
HOWEVER woudl always take long slim legs ( hem) over top half.

Leather catsuit that Becky wore in Corrie this week. I wouldn't go out in public mind you - but I would like that little number in the dressing up box

I would love to wear a short denim skirt with birkies in the summer and opaque tights and knee length boots in the winter but it is never going to happen. It wouldn't have ever happened when I was 16 and certainly isn't going to now.

Also victoria beckham style dresses

I would like to go bra-less occasionally but with 38DD norks it aint gonna happen!

I think I would like to wear little dresses that just slip on and look girly but I am just too big!

love but would look like an old barmaid

and a Pippa M bridesmaid dress with lovely bum and flat tum!

I would be so happy if I could go braless - I am having bra traumas just now. No bra would be heaven!

Me too strapless bras are such a faff and always uncomfy and sausagey

Noddy - I have the same dream outfit as you. I could just about go bra-less and my top half is slim enough but my thighs need a good couple of inches off of them. Am about to embark on the Jason Vale juice plan so am hoping that will sort them as tis totally wine & snackage related :o

Love the style of that dress you linked to but not the fabric (which I think looks a bit cheap, tbh).

tulpe it is the style i love too. I have virtually given up wine maybe 2 glasses a week max but need to stop eating crap but boobs too big to ever wear that!

Anything ditsy and super floral, it just doesn't work on me. Look like a shot putter.

mine is pretty little summer dresses, in floral, which look like they have just been thrown on.

With a large boobs, I always look like a barmaid on the pull in summer dresses, and if I contain them in a covered up dress, I look like my gran.

Can't win. I wear crops/skirts instead, but dream of looking feminine and demure aint ever going to happen

LOL ongakgak ME TOOO!!!!

I'd like to wear little fitted tops with skinny jeans, but muffin top says no.

short skirt with flip flops or something similar. In this fantasy, I have long toned tanned legs.

In reality, I am barely over 5ft and have legs the colour of skimmed milk.

I wish I'd worn more short skirts/dresses in my youth - I was always in jeans

Shorts for me! Unfortunately a healthy dose of cellulite prohibits this, which is probably best for mankind!

And a string bikini with cut off jeans on holiday never never never Can't believe I lived in this in thailand but was 25 years ago!

Nothing. I'd like to wear absolutely nothing. But still feel fabulous. For this I would need a tummy tuck, breast uplift and some [ahem] 'tidying up' down below. But that would be my fantasy.

Hotpants. Like this.

And knee high socks.

A mini dress and knee boots......like I used to a lonnnng time ago :(