Levi curve jeans

[changingmynameagain]

Ok folks.

Am short.

Stumpy legged.

And fat.

(think 5ft2 and size 12/14)

I have an ongoing problem with buying jeans.

I just want a pair of jeans that fit me

So, in the spirit of my new found confidence , I have booked an appointment to be fitted for curve jeans at the levis store

I am definitely an apple shape, ample of arse with a mummy tummy.

So, I will report back later and let you know how I get on.

I actually punched the air, changing. When I was paying at the till.

I actually punched the air

Tawdry - I told the 12 year old shop assistant young man that I felt like kissing him

I may have done something similar.

There may be a sudden spate of resignations from Levis over the next few weeks as grateful thirtysomethings terrify young men with their denim-based displays of gratitude.

On the other hand, our arses look so good in our jeans, they're probably loving it

They are without a doubt the best fitting jeans I have ever had

Oh to be a 30-something.....

I am in my 40's

I actually was old enough to be his mother

Really? I wouldn't have thought so!

See, they make you look so good, they take years off you

I could have been my young maaaan's mother as well. Which is why I wasn't going to let him measure me. It would have been upsetting for both of us, I think.

I told my young man that I didn't want to know what I measured, he was just to bring me the jeans

I started a thread few weeks ago praising them, but then something strange happened...the lower part of the leg, around the ankle, became really stretched . They still fit snuggly around my calves, but then are really loose around my ankles, so they look big iyswim. Odd.

Take them back Winny?

I bet all these young men are learning lots about the female psyche thanks to these jeans.

They're going to end up the perfect men. They'll know all our hangups, learn how to be sensitive while honestly appraising our figures, and will be able to recommend us our perfect jeans, which they'll be able to get us at a discount.

Oh no, Winny. Don't burst my bubble!