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Denim shorts and ARSE cheeks

25 replies

FolornHope · 21/04/2011 11:12

PLEASE LOOK AT YOURSELVES
from 13 - 60 people are wearing denim shorts that look like youd need a brazilian to wear.
i DONT want to see ANYONES arse cheeks.
i dont want ot see pockets at the front
i DONT want to see your labia

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FolornHope · 21/04/2011 11:20

oh COME ON
its not just me

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overmydeadbody · 21/04/2011 11:21

Yuk.

I would avert my eyes.

FolornHope · 21/04/2011 11:21

they are everywhere

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noddyholder · 21/04/2011 11:21

Haven't seen any horrors here yet although to be fair denim hotpants seem to only be worn on young fit bodies from what I have seen. I really hate all the in between length shorts though hideous on everyone

MadreInglese · 21/04/2011 11:23

PMSL @ "i DONT want to see your labia"

lots of awful camel toe and wibbly wobbly arsecheeks going on too with girls wearing thin leggings with short tops

FolornHope · 21/04/2011 11:24

and lots in LONG playsuits
light chambray with tits supressed in extreme elastication

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nikki1978 · 21/04/2011 11:25

Yes I keep seeing them too! Admittedly they are on young girls who techincally have the figure to wear them but even so. Nasty nasty nasty. Saw a really pretty girl wearing some yesterday - arse hanging out - and she was wearing a boob tube too. Put it away people!

FolornHope · 21/04/2011 11:26

aha! THIS IS IT!

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MadreInglese · 21/04/2011 11:26

and white troos with coloured g-strings underneath Hmm

do these poeple not have mirrors??!!

nikki1978 · 21/04/2011 11:28

Yes I saw a woman in a long floral strapless playsuit/jumpsuit yesterday. She was trying to walk her dog and the top part was slipping down all the time threatening to expose all. Poor woman looked most uncomfortable Grin

Bucharest · 21/04/2011 11:29

Agreed......(is this the thread you want to tweet? Grin)
My trollopy denim mini dressed with tits hanging out dear friend had a go at me for still being in long sleeves and jeans t'other day....I pointed out that whilst not being one of their number, it had struck me that 90% of the women who go round with bits on show really shouldn't be allowed to.
White trousers should only be made in children's sizes.

LittlePickleHead · 21/04/2011 11:36

I quite like that playsuit Folorn! Very nice for the summer.

Am I really cool or a big loser? Confused

Agree with the arsecheek shorts thing though...

FolornHope · 21/04/2011 11:37

Its ok. Just on eery other woman.

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LittlePickleHead · 21/04/2011 11:39

I obviously don't get out enough as haven't spotted any round here!

noddyholder · 21/04/2011 11:41

I am wearing white jeans today no coloured thong though

superv1xen · 21/04/2011 11:45

i think i may be wearing the very denim shorts of which you speak. as we speak Blush

not sure i should be, although i am slim, i AM 31, almost definitely poss to old... :(

MadreInglese · 21/04/2011 11:46

no not white jeans, those see through white linen jobbies

it's something about the sunshine, the heat can affect the common sense lobe of the brain causing serious fashion mishaps

aquavit · 21/04/2011 12:48

yes wtf is with the short tops over thin leggings?

you can practically see the thrush forming

NanAstley · 21/04/2011 12:59

I do agree! I have a denim shorts that barely skim my upper thigh but they're strictly for wearing in my garden. I wouldn't dream of inflicting it on the unsuspecting public.

I do like knee-length shorts though, especially for the beach/local park/pop over to corner shop type of days

DramaInPyjamas · 21/04/2011 13:21

I don't see what the problem is tbh..

EggsOnLegs · 21/04/2011 13:31

EWW. that pic is just so wrong Drama!!

FebreezeYourJeans · 21/04/2011 13:36

this girl has a lot to answer for!

toomuchmonthatendofthemoney · 21/04/2011 20:08

totally agree with the shorts thing, and the playsuit thing. urgh.

but i do have a pair of white, lineny, widelegged trousers for summer ... always wear white pants underneath but still ..... i thought they were quite smart but maybe not after all .....

Bunbaker · 21/04/2011 20:16

"I obviously don't get out enough as haven't spotted any round here!"

Neither have I.

dexter73 · 21/04/2011 20:58

FolornHope lives here!

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