Could I have opinions on this dress please?

[Hatesponge]

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Am rather tight frugal, so this is a fair bit of money for me to spend!(my usual cut off price for dresses is £35)

Also want to be sure that it is actually nice, and I've not been out in the sun too long today :)

And if you do like it, how would you accessorise?...

I don't like the puffball. And the grey colour is rather officey. And her boobs look painfully squashed.

Think you could do better for £70 to be brutally honest.

I do like it, I'd go for silver shoes and some sparkly jewellery - guess it depends what size you are tho, because much as I like it, I know I couldn't pull it off :)

Ewww. That's a truly nasty & cheap looking dress? Sorry.

What's the occasion? How old/thin/tall/colouring etc?

I quite like it - but it depends if it suits you. Do they do free returns?

It pains me to say it, as you have one of my favourite usernames hatesponge, but that dress is awful. Many, many levels of wrong.

Oh dear, I think that might be a no then!

I think I am too fat for it, but am a bit overexcited as losing lots of weight currently. Do have a tendency when thin(ner) to dress inappropriately....

So, back to the drawing board. It's to wear to Ascot, am going in a (pink!) limo with 7 v glamorous ladies (think along lines of footballers wives crossed with TOWIE :)).

I am the youngest and least everyday glamorous, hence wanting to make an effort.

height 5' 6". Will wear heels though!
size - by Ascot prob a 16, hourglassy shape, 38g bust which may reduce but prob not by much...
colouring - long, curly dark brown hair, pale skin (but could fake tan, the others def will be!)

What about this alternative from same shop? Cheaper too.
I think it would be more suitable to a day at the races too.

Brunettes often look lovely in navy and I take it you have good legs if you were going for the puffball - Do you like this dress? I love it.

That is lovely Swedes.
Pleats can be tricky on big boobs though...Would be worth trying on IMO.

You must get this. At once

Lovely frock Tethers. Listen to Auntie Tethers. She's the fairy godmother of S & B.

Woops - Yes. I'm not sure how that would work with 38G.

Hatesponge - Do you have a narrow waist?

Wow Tethers,that is gorgeous! Do you really think that would be ok with norks? I feel like a mono boob in anything remotely high necked....but I would be willing to give that a go. 'Tis fab-a-lous.

OOh tethers I love that dress.

It's a great dress for norks. Shows off your assets without looking like a stripper.

swedes - I do like the blue a lot. V pretty, though the pleats may not be good.

however I rather love Tethers suggestion, even though it is far too expensive am also concerned whether I can shove my large bosom in it without ending up with a sort of shelf!....

The only problem with the tethers dress is that it's appalling from the rear.

lol at showing assets without looking like a stripper

this is normally where I go wrong (I blame it on the fact I'm from Essex!)

I really like that dress, wouldn't accessorise to much just some killer heels and maybe some bangles.

I have to have a hat as well. Or a fascinator.

Large boobs can either be zeppelins or mounds.

Like tethers dress, though not the one in the OP - incredibly hard to pull off and probably not worth trying.

Sorry about my last post: 15 year old son and his friend left alone with a laptop