I'm back with news of my butterfly dress. The good news is that John Lewis is fantastic and they delivered at 8am this morning an order that was placed at 11 am yesterday - at no cost.
The bad news is that the dress looked vile. That asymmetrical skirt had its shortest part right across the front, above of my lardy knees, and the fabric was too see through, and it made me look PG.
However, I ordered some other bits and was far more successful with those. Want to see them? Of course you do. 
this which is really pretty but a bit dressy? Don't know if I really need it TBH. Love the parrots though.
this in the green colourway, but it is so nice and cool and summery and easy to wear that I might get the blue one as well.
this which I absolutely love but it is too small on the boobs for me, but the next size will be too big on the bum and waist 
this jolly useful for summer
this jury' still out. Love it but I think I may look a bit wide in it.
this also jolly useful for summer
and this piece of bargainous loveliness! £20!!!! And it is perfect!
What do you think?