Spring/Summer style shockers!!!!

[AnonymousBird]

Every year it's the same, there are always some shockers in the first wave of warm weather. As ever, have seen far too many expanses of white/grey/blue wobbly flesh squeezing out the top/bottom/side of clothes a size too small. Nothing new there.

But my biggest shock of 2011 (maybe I've been in a cave and this isn't new at all) is men in women's sunnies?!?!?! WTF is that all about, it is tragic and awful in so many ways!!!!!!

Have seen several in the past few days. And not "camp" men who might be so inclined, I mean regular beefy shorts and t'shirt kinda guys....

Anyone else?

Really? Haven't seen any men in women's glasses here.

But yes agree with the expanses of grey-ish blue flesh squeezing out of tops/bottoms of clothing. Surely it's not too difficult to buy something that fits ?

I am cackling with glee at all the flipflop wearers running from the park in the rain

Summer brings it all out, but am blessed enough to live in East London, the home of experimental fashion, and have seen some corkers this year. It's a sea of half-mast trousers and deck shoes for the boys, and dishcloth bandeau jumpsuits with block heeled lace up boots for the girls.

ooh, tethers our village must be quite trendy then as I spotted a young chap wearing red chinos rolled up to ankle length, together with breton and deck shoes. Round these parts tis usually Hunter Wellies and Joules, don't you know Must have been a student back for the easter hols!

my SON is wearing rolled up jeans a checked shirt and flip flops

he is 10

arfarfarf

Stamp it out NOW before it's too late.

he looks luffly

Iam worried about the Humber of men who pay little attention to the fact that their moobs cast a shadow and they walk around blinding us with a crescent of totally white flesh under their burnt tanned male breastalages.

Someone should create a discreet hoiking device. Come on people. There is a real need. We require a product to deal with this sad droopy phemonenon.

Humber ? What the Jeff? Number..

I've seen enough over stretched boob tubes to last me until next summer

Pag isn't there such a thing as a male bra now for said moobage?