Crocs, oh my eyes

[WhereTheWildThingsWere]

Now I wear crocs for gardening and the like, super comfy, think they are good for the feet.

But who in sweet hell is going to wear these?

To me, that says overweight American woman in her mid forties, with brassy blonde, permed hair. On a cruise.

Disclaimer - My apologies if this offends anyone matching the above description. I'm sure you have better taste in footwear

But the heels are made of rubber, surely they would just bend under any kind of weight?

oh my good god, they are foul...

You just know the wearer of these would have fat feet, and you'd get bulges between the straps.

My MIL would probably wear those. She is a Croc aficionado.

Actually, she might look for an even worse cheaper knockoff version.

No, you're wrong, the description makes it very clear that they are 'classy'

I think 'espresso / bronze' is a rather complimentary way of describing that turdlike colour.

Wow!