Chicken fillets - do i need them???

[MayorNaze]

ok

technically i am a c-cup

but i sure don't fill one :(

but i need to wear a c otherwise it is all pinchy and rubbish underneath

i need a strapless bra to wear to a posh do that will create the illusion of ample norkage or any norkage at all for that matter...

marks and spencers were rubbish

and when i explained my dilemma to the lady at la senza she shrugged

come on then. norkify me

please :)

www.bhs.co.uk/mall/productpage.cfm/bhsstore/800100/220102?WT.srch=1&WT.mc_id=Google_Shopping&_$ja=tsid:22143|cc:|prd:22818396|cat:lingerie+%3E+lingerie+products+%3E+bras+%3E+multiway+%26+strapless+brasThis is the only strapless bra you will ever need. It is fantastic!

However I strongly recommend going in-store and trying it on. I'm a 36 D but it didn't fit well at all, so I ended up getting a 34C. It fits brilliantly!

really?

really really??

am only a leetle sceptical as even with paddng i could fit another couple of boobs in there :( i think i kinda wondered if i needed to shove chicken fillets into an already padded bra...or something...

thank you btw :)

Go to Rigby and Peller and get measured by one of their lovely and very knowledgeable ladies, then skip to M & S or somewhere more reasonably priced, armed with the knowledge of your correct size. Truly, it is revelatory!

(Doesn't help that bras don't tend to be standard sizes though... mutter... but it does make it easier to find a realistic starting point!)

thank you but there isn't one near me :(

i'm not even sure where one would actually buy chicken fillets even...are they just a myth or something worn only on hen dos?

Mayor I am also a slightly saggy C cup

I found the strapless wonderbra really painful round the ribs (am size 8 and tried on 3 different back sizes) and not giving me a whole lot of love up top.

I found the la senza strapless air bra (NOT the gel one) very good and light and a dignified hint of cleavage (since the children have never managed actual cleavage with a strapless bra!

Never tried chicken fillets. Have heard too many torrid tales of them falling out of strapless dresses. Maybe you could tit tape them in though?

You can def buy them in la senza (and tit tape)

ooh

i tried the la senza air cup! but still i could have fit a whole other nork in there :(

and if i wear a smaller cup size then it doesn't "cup" my boob, more squishes it :(

hmm

i forsee all sorts of undignified experimentation with chicken fillets and tit tape...