Oh ASOS, with these maxi dresses you are spoiling us!

[RIZZ0]

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So I was on the hunt for a casual, jersey maxi-dress for summer, and then ASOS went and did this to my eyes:

Just what on earth do they think this will do for anyone's boobs??

Reeeally?

Mmmmmm...

Aaaargh!

Yikes

Come back Per Una, all is forgiven!

Is it them, or is it me?? And has anyone seen a nice jersey maxi dress around for a tall bird?

Before I clicked on the links I was thinking 'how bad could it be?' but those are

I love ASOS but I haven't had a look for a few weeks as I don't need any temptation.

Seems like I haven't missed much..

My word, they are indeed

Well, having just bought an ASOS maxi I came across this! on the same page. We are talking a seriously different type of market for some of these clothes!

Not that, but this

I just cant understand how the lace one is in the sale

Crikey they are really something.

Christ who would go out in that moragbellingham!

Oooh, the unitard is special...

I also noticed in the dresses section you can choose the celeb on the menu on the left you want to style of. I noticed Lady Gaga on there, so had to check out the crrrrrazy dresses....

This was the result

(damp squib.)

Who are they kidding!!! Lady Gaga??

Haha! That is sooo Lady Gaga!

They are gruesome