Hen night outfit for short fat person

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Middlemarchlover · 15/02/2011 22:46

Hi,

One of my friends is getting married soon and I got my hen party invite today. Is the standard go out to a club and get plastered affair. I have NO idea what to wear.

I've put on a lot of weight while at University (shit food, and PCOS) and don't have a clue how to dress anymore in a way which isn't jeans, fuggs and a comfy black cardi. My Mum who is well over fifty looks a damn sight better than I do, and I'm only 21 :(

Am a size 16-18, 5'3 with huge norks, like 32GG huge. I have an enormous wobbly stomach which I spend my life trying to hide. I have good legs.

Being a student, I don't have tonnes of cash. So I'm asking you to do the impossible and help me look half-decent

Ta x

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doricpatter · 15/02/2011 22:50

This isn't helpful but to be honest as long as you don't dress up in a <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=d2weypz2veqqsi.cloudfront.net/hnhq/media/image/2009/05/max/362F7941-E081-4011-A092DB4460C476F4.jpg&imgrefurl=www.hennighthq.co.uk/hen-night-costumes/more-costumes/neon-leg-warmers/&usg=__JuL7gR55WXXllQ47MlxHaDblkWk=&h=900&w=1200&sz=251&hl=en&start=57&zoom=1&tbnid=4I3qlqQjnIIzuM:&tbnh=143&tbnw=203&ei=2AJbTfHNPIy14Qba75nbCw&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dhen%2Bnight%2Btutu%26hl%3Den%26biw%3D1440%26bih%3D785%26tbs%3Disch:10,1341&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=816&vpy=422&dur=365&hovh=194&hovw=259&tx=189&ty=147&oei=lQJbTefSI5SyhAfMwajdDA&page=3&ndsp=28&ved=1t:429,r:18,s:57&biw=1440&bih=785" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">neon pink tutu and legwarmers getup you'll be just fine!

Seriously - loads of people I know have done this and I'm mystified. So it might be worth checking in case there's a bizarre dress code

You'll get lots of useful advice soon from the lovely stylish people on here. I'm not one of them so I'll shut up now

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Middlemarchlover · 15/02/2011 23:08

There is no bizarre dress code, thank goodness!! I'm not a legwarmers and tutu kind of girl, more a nerdy indie kid :o

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SevenAgainstThebes · 16/02/2011 00:43

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Carnival · 16/02/2011 00:51

add some tinsel, a sash and some devil horns and the world's your oyster! Plus, it could be worn again and should encompass the norks.www.bravissimo.com/products/clothing/dresses-and-skirts/bravissimo/ix03-details.aspx?ck=ZpZSHvfEq1OKyKNgZGiNJPm98raDZanCob8zXHU4BAI%3d

Carnival · 16/02/2011 00:53

SevenAgainstThebes, I like the red Miss Selfridges

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