But it does need to be mid brown and fit a 7 year old. To be precise, one who has been told to dress up in a brown t-shirt, preferably long-sleeved, and a pair of brown trousers, in order to play the part of a monkey in an assembly next Friday. 
No one - I mean no one is stocking brown clothes this season. I am stumped. Pleeeease help, or I'll be whipping out the Dylon and fucking up my washing machine again. 