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Is this the most useless/hilarious fashion item EVER?

21 replies

madammecholet · 29/01/2011 15:51

H I L A R I O U S...

anti cellulite sleeves

Honestly, do people fall for this nonsense?

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Emo76 · 29/01/2011 15:52

hahahahhaha

Love the styling of the picture - is that all you are meant to wear?

madammecholet · 29/01/2011 15:56

Apparently the marketing says you wear them for 8 hrs a day for 28 days solid to see a difference...see here:

'These ingredients are massaged in to the skin through the process of friction when the garments are worn naturally

When worn over a 28 day period, for a minimum of 8 hours a day, 5 consecutive days, wearers can expect to see a 46% reduction in cellulite.

Tried and tested by The Sun readers, with a 9/10 verdict!'

Oh great......

:)

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BaroqueAroundTheClock · 29/01/2011 15:57

people get cellulite on their wrists?

Mine is on the top of my arms not the bottom.......

TrinityMotherOfRhinos · 29/01/2011 15:59

I thought cellulite was on upper arms and thighs not wrists

stillbobbysgirl · 29/01/2011 16:00

yeah who gets cellulite on their wrists?!

StarlightPrincess · 29/01/2011 16:32

Some stupid women do, that's why there's a market for them!

FellatioNelson · 29/01/2011 16:45

I have the anti-cellulite knickers ( pairs in fact.) And do you know what? They work.

FellatioNelson · 29/01/2011 16:45

That was meant to say pairs.

Chatelaine · 29/01/2011 17:25

Can't see this catching on or getting past the Dragon's Den. Hope they still have the day job.

rubyrubyruby · 29/01/2011 17:29

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madammecholet · 29/01/2011 18:13

Tell us about your pants fellatio, i'm intrigued...

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FellatioNelson · 29/01/2011 18:24

GOD! Meant to say THREE pairs! Don't know why I did that twice!

cruelladepoppins · 29/01/2011 20:13

I am going to wear these with my Saress ...

madammecholet · 29/01/2011 20:15

LOL at cruella...Grin

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FellatioNelson · 29/01/2011 21:12

here they are.

Monadami · 29/01/2011 22:35

What a load of rubbish.

madammecholet · 30/01/2011 10:32

They look like spanx fellatio do they hold it all in as well?

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FellatioNelson · 30/01/2011 10:46

Yes they do, and unlike most spanx type pants they don't push all the flesh out of either end and give you strange thigh lumps and stomach tyres! They do work, honestly! They are expensive but I got so attached to my first pair and was finding it a strain to have to keep putting them through a hand wash/delicates cycle and then drying them every single night, so I bought two more pairs. They have lasted really well though so they've been a good investment. I've had mine about two years. I don't tend to wear them so much under jeans, (although I did for the first couple of months when I wanted the cellulite texture to go) but I ALWAYS wear them with skirts or dresses or fitted trousers. Wouldn't be without them.

stillbobbysgirl · 31/01/2011 08:47

thing with them fellatio is that I would get the "roller blind effect", where everytime I sat doen they would roll down over fat belly

i think i need something along the lines of a total body wetsuit? Smile

madammecholet · 31/01/2011 09:35

stillbobbygirl read this thread, it may be of assistance!

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FellatioNelson · 31/01/2011 10:41

No! They don't honestly - they come up really high - right under your boobs. they are fab. Grin

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