Oh gosh in the name of Glamour i am going to spend £50 on...

[MayorNaze]

guess

go on

then tell me it's a good idea...

A vajazzle

Having one eyebrow botoxed so you can permanently look condescendingly at people ? :) :)

eyelashes

A tattooed stocking seam?

i can do this anyway so not that

good gracious are all of these things actual stuff that people pay for? i might ask for a vajazzle just to see what they say...

keep guessing...

Agent Provocateur knickers

PrettyCandlesAndTinselToo I was just thinking that too!

should i google vajazzle?

Just googled vajazzle

no it is a thing that will be done to me...

back, sack and crack?

Rent a handsome toyboy as a glamourous accessory for half an hour?

Chinese love balls ;)

Plus a rampant rabbit?

your mate who is a dental nurse is going to split a vial of botox with you?

would that only cost £50 Chippy? wow!

wot the botox or the toyboy? No idea about either

wax and spray tan ???

last time i looked the ramapnt rabbt cost £50 just by itself

and i am scared of botox

but you're along the right sort of lines...ish...

(it's very boring really )

Foundation?

filler?

Fillers?

A facial? You'd only get a quarter of a forehad done for £50 - not that I'd know personally oh no sirreee

dermabrasion?

Or eyelash perm/extensions? The extensions are meant to be amazing.

ok come and judge me

a FACIAL

but apparently a v g one

what would i know, i am a facial virgin

it'll be worth it.right?? right?????