Why do I always look like a bag of spanners?

[moozoboozo]

I do my make up every morning. I try to select clothes that I think stop me from looking like Billy Smart's circus tent (ie big and round) I try to keep my hair tidy.

But by 10am every morning, I look like I have been dragged through several hedges in all directions.

Do any of you lot here want to share some tips with me on how I can look nice all day long that don't involve extensive plastic surgery?

By the way, this is me, just so you acn get an idae of what I mean

LOL moozoboozo. THat has cheered me up nicely. My clothes always get stuff attaching to them I feel like velcro woman.

Must say I often last until mid day though!

Oooh get you, oh groomed one. Midday is my Holy Grail.

I am invairably covered in vom and poo by then, and looking nice has gone out of the window and effed off.

Yeh but my kids are older 6,9 and 10 so I dont quite have the same excuse. By the time yours are that old they will be covering you in ketchup or paint from your newly painted windows.

Come on. I need tips. I looked terrible today. I need help, and I need it fast!

stay in pjs til you actually need to leave the house!

Tried that. Still look like a bag of shit though

Actually, I have been known to go out in my pjs before now.