tell me this dress is terrible so I wont want it so much

[coffeenut]

here

it really is terrible
You can see her tights through it

Do you really want to be a Cheryl Cole lookalikey?

eh!! what happened to navy??

Yes it is terrible

I was going to slag it off just because you requested it but it truly is hideous. It is a horrible colour, looks really cheap and doesn't even flatter the model!

it really is terrible.

really

Its hideous in real life.

If the model looks shit in it, just think what the mere mortals will look like!

she looks like she has wrapped herself in brown toilet paper

It is actually horrible. And quite similar to one of the atrocities they were flogging on the apprentice last week.

That should do it.

Or a ribbed condom

It's okay - still after the navy LTEC, don't worry I was just on the Whistles site and had a (now rather fleeting) yearning for this dress.

PMSl at VT!!

wound due to be re-dressed, bandages are stained

or bandages

Looks like a burns victim or an Egyptian fancy dress party reject.

I saw the apprentice the other day (never seen it before, was at my parents'). That tie dress was inspired.

Sorry, off topic...

That isn't a dress OP, it's a cry for help.

you could wear it for halloween, and go as a dirty mummy

You guys are great. No longer want. You can stop now. Seriously

Would probably look ok in black

omg just saw the price

i'll make you one for cheaper

It looks like the cheap NHS material my wrists splints are made from.
Job done.

How about this one? Still body con, but without the ribbed condom look. Neckline is better too, and price......

yes it looks like mucky tubi grip! Snigger

Oh but Vinny was about to fashion something. Let her try. Blue Peter is crap these days. I'm crying out for a here's one I made earlier.

s'okay - I'll show the dress I am lusting after from Whistles

here