Even in JL.
I returned a couple of items I bought at the weekend- got to the till, couldn't find receipt.
Can I have vouchers?
We don't do them, you have to exchange for another item.
OK- my fault, no receipt. But I didn't have time to look around for something else, so harumphed off to Bentalls, where I had a £135 coat to return, bought in a transaction involving cash and card.
After hatchet face woman said there was no one on the floor to sanction the refund, a very nice lady took me upstairs to customer services, who made a pigs ear of the refund. I was in the store 20 minutes.
Then was totally ignored by waitress in the cafe for 7 minutes. Yes I counted, and there were 2 customers in.
Got home to find ds's tshirt from Sports Direct has a bloody big hole in it where the security tag has been.
Bollocks.