Is it just me, or are these the WORST boots ever?

[ManiPedi]

Jimmy Choo

I can't imagine who would want to pay £495 for them .

They look like slippers. I'm sure I've seen similar in Asda for about a tenner . Admittedly not lambsuede, but....

I know that's exactly what I thought twolittlemonkeys - I knew I'd seen a similar pair somewhere. I wouldn't even wear them as slippers TBH!

just you, ManiPedi ;-)

i knew it would be these. gopping

They would look fantastic with a Croydon facelift and trackie bottoms tucked in.

They look like Primark £3 specials.

they make me sad.

Sorry to go a bit off subject - but Norbert - is that not the name on the side of the big container lorries I see pounding up and down the French autoroutes? Just curious to know where I saw that name before!

Yes that's me hatty (well, I'm not actually a truck or hairy-arsed truck driver IYSWIM).

I just thought it was such a great sounding name

Hang on, I saw something even worse the other day. Will go and get link.......

what the fuck are they thinking

WTF!

They look like the lower legs of those half-man/half-beast creatures from mythology.

Can you just imagine if you trod in dog shit whilst wearing the hairy numbers! You would have to trim the crap off them....

norbert thanks for clearing that up - could've spent days wondering about that one!

do ya think they need regular trims?

I should think that they do, lol.

omg they look like a nest of "hairy wullie" caterpillers

In fact, it would probably be prudent to nit comb them once a week .

Very similar available in Shoe Zone - for £4.99 - half price. Obviously made from man made shitty fibres or similar but even so - if you want to look daft why spend more than a fiver doing so!

You know it has to be a shit shoe when even Shoe Zone puts them in the sale.

OMFG they skinned a YETI!! [SHOCK] [SHOCK]

Too traumatised to type properly. Obviously I meant