OH. MY. GOD. Never before have I seen footwear so expensive and SO revolting !

[NomDePlume]

PASS THE BUCKET

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Proof that money can't buy you style

Are they having a laugh?

"Her height and silhouette allow for the interplay of tone and colour, texture and form"

It's a BOOT FFS!

They are just so revolting. DS1 (13) thought they were dressing up shoes for kids until I showed him the price.

, kbear

Dear god - have you seen the 'irregular choice courtesan sandal'??

That bit reminds me of Johnny Boden

Whhhhhhhaaaaaaa?!

Definite hooker potential there.

ROFL

Would you be seen dead in these ?

orthese?

They should change the 'Occassions' menu to cover events like 'Winter Kerb Krawling' 'Summer Kerb Krawling' 'Evening Escort Date' 'Entertaining the Home Client'

lol expat

I was surprised to find these available in women's sizes - with the shop name, and boot style, they really look like they're for men.

I quite like the first two pairs on mum2girl's link!

They are all far too ugly and high. There will be bunions I tell you, bunions.

They could be for men . . . who are trannies.

Is anyone else strangely reminded of nancy Dell'Olio?

"She is both shadow and light, chaos and clarity"

Are they having a laugh?

i think some of them are great!

quite a comprehensive selection,giving some real choice...im going to take a really good look later

I'll have two of the "irregular choice" please!

Excuse me, I recently purchased a pair of these exquisite boots I'll have you know. Can't believe you're all criticising my style . They go particularly well with my new puffball skirt .