short hair + fat woman = ?

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<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00397/mattlucas_682_397692a.jpg&imgrefurl=www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/529656/Hes-a-little-Brit-of-an-Aussie.html&usg=__sa97lGc3CnJb0qVBkw-vrgNanx0=&h=400&w=682&sz=97&hl=en&start=43&zoom=1&tbnid=mM7JxFSs36DbBM:&tbnh=128&tbnw=180&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dkath%2Band%2Bkim%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26rlz%3D1T4PBEA_en-GBGB262GB264%26biw%3D1259%26bih%3D567%26tbs%3Disch:10%2C921&um=1&itbs=1&ei=tNyRTPW4BcWOjAeq8OSRBQ&biw=1259&bih=567&iact=rc&dur=580&oei=pNyRTNOaLYyTswbjrPiFCQ&esq=3&page=3&ndsp=21&ved=1t:429,r:10,s:43&tx=117&ty=54" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">this?

Well I don't have short short hair as a fat person but that is me. I think that longer hair provides a counterbalance for my arse.

But strange topic anyway. Why not ask:
Anorexics and Cowboy boots
or
Freckly people with thongs.

= depends on all sorts of other factors including face shape, hair colour and etc etc.

Shit, I'm rubbish at Algebra... 71?

I have a vision of Pauline Quirk in Birds of a Feather.

Anne Diamond is the best I can come up with.

Paulne Quirke <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=www.eadt.co.uk/polopoly_fs/sue_quirke_birds_55_1_550211!image/2829460003.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_225/2829460003.jpg&imgrefurl=www.eadt.co.uk/news/features/my_days_with_birds_of_a_feather_1_550217&usg=__eSP4uncM2F9ugGlR9JufVEnTYY8=&h=318&w=225&sz=42&hl=en&start=108&sig2=ClEHhHoL1Q9tzRycb0Xqsg&zoom=1&tbnid=eqrZMOPOmoXb0M:&tbnh=167&tbnw=118&ei=p-CRTL2FIcKSjAfLxcmUBQ&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dpauline%2Bquirke%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26biw%3D1280%26bih%3D647%26tbs%3Disch:10%2C3006&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=858&vpy=282&dur=1328&hovh=254&hovw=180&tx=125&ty=76&oei=K-CRTOnPOoSsOIjfrJYH&esq=16&page=7&ndsp=16&ved=1t:429,r:4,s:108&biw=1280&bih=647" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">wasn't that fat in Birds of a Feather.

Or dyed red funky spiky hair + woman of a certain age (think Sharon Osborne).

She wasnt slim though <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=www.tvdvdboxsets.co.uk/images/birdsofafeather2.jpg&imgrefurl=www.tvdvdboxsets.co.uk/birdsofafeather.htm&h=413&w=600&sz=61&tbnid=0SmF22UzEQMhwM:&tbnh=93&tbnw=135&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dbirds%2Bof%2Ba%2Bfeather&zoom=1&q=birds+of+a+feather&hl=en&usg=__yOUmyfsW6JWMcol9k-Civc6ovrw=&sa=X&ei=l-KRTIPoL8Hg4AbA3LmOBA&ved=0CD8Q9QEwBQ" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">look!

But rather short hair and large than looking like Doreen Green!

Puppy, you're right of course, but there is a level of fatness where the face is simply shaped 'fat'.

If you're fat, you're fat, hair length doesn't change that. However if your face shape suits short hair, you will look better than you would with a style that doesn't suit you. Anyone of any weight looks better with a good haircut than with hair that is long for the sake of being long.

Well, I think Audrey Hepburn hair may require an Audrey Hepburn face. Meh.

I've had short hair for years (have stupidly thick, coarse hair), and I know that when I'm slimmer, I can get away with it being very short. When I've been bigger, if it's too short, I think a look a bit... butch. There, I said it.