please help me and my appalling milk bottle legs - revealed in all their horror tonight in a new pink short skirt - argh!! naturally i was not totally unaware of the situation, it being (sort of) summer an' all, but i rarely dare to wear a short skirt without the blessed camouflage of tights and boots...this is a major and possibly very short-lived departure for me. i really can't wear tights (or indeed boots) in august, surely. therefore (this seemed logical to me at the time, about half an hour ago) i emptied a half tube of ancient foundation onto the palms of my hands and smeared away. think 1940s cold tea-bags...i felt a bond with my war-time sisters as i went to work...
anyway, it's actually had a reasonably good effect
but
SURELY there is a product that is actually designed to do this job?!
[i can't face self-tan - unless there are new, idiot-proof, non-yellowing, non-blotching ones on the market for low-maintenance types such as myself]
suggestions welcome!!!