Let's laugh and point at the new autumn collections

[Tootiredforgodtyping]

Exhibit A

Fried egg on your cardi anyone?

Very wrong

Polyester, calf length, vile pattern - I give you Per Una

Two words guaranteed to strike fear into my soul- and Boden combine them. Funky Cardigan.

I like playing this game but always worry I might offend someone who likes things - anyway - Next do playboy

Yikes at that Per Una skirt!

Not A/W but Cath Kidston meets Burberry Check at Joules

WTF www.next.co.uk/shopping/women/casualwear/11/2

Maud OMFG

I went to find stuff to laugh at on Kew but there was only nice stuff that found its way into my basket headed onto BHS and was very surprised to find some ok stuff there

horror

Oh. Very. Dear.

Is it me, or is this utterly rank?

Its taking an age to load but am agog I'm waiting to see a squirrel sweater

Supposedly Ralph Lauren but vague overtones of wolf howling at moon fleeces

Oh good gravy its got elbow patches an everything

[places order for frememy's birthday present]

The sad thing is that there will be hundreds of people queuing up at 4.30am on Boxing Day to buy those Squirrel Sweaters on sale at Next....

Would it make a good MN uniform do you think?

You were on the Next website and you missed this gem? I have got one in my basket right now, when it is delivered I am going to release it back into the wild where it so obviously belongs!

Hey its pretty savage

Thats muted Next speak for fierce

Or Yeti

And the new shoe for women, called the erm... MAN SHOE yuck! They couldn't even give them a decent name!

Strewth - it's a toilet mat. Isn't it?

I quite like that Big Bird cardigan

I would look hilarious in it though but it looks nice and snuggly on the model

Louboutin have done the Man Shoe this season in electric shiny green and bright red

I quite liked them too

Oh god, I actually like that fringe cardigan . I think it would be nice with skinny jeans, a vest and boots.

CKN - good find and 100% acrylic

and squirrels - yes another one are obviously big this season

Yay for Laurie!