Put your (virtual) money where your mouth is for tonight's game, England v USA.. Room for everyone even if you know nothing about footie, like me!!

[catinthehat2]

So,

Goals scored in the game. And the time of the first goal as a tie breaker.(polite not to have the same minute as someone else with the same score)

Winner takes all.

You have to pay in £100 virtual pounds. YOu could stand to win potentially millions of non existent beer tokens!!!!!!!!

I will bump every now & again, and we'll see who wins.

43 minutes

Here's your £100.

Come on England.

32 minutes

DT1 wants a go too. Is there a child discount?

He says England 5 USA 0. Wayne Rooney will score all 5 apparently

3-1 to England

First goal 43mins

£100

Inkland 2, USA 0, 38 minutes

DS1 also wants a go.

He says 8-1 to England, first goal at 10 mins.

He has raided his virtual piggy bank for the £100 (that'll be all teh money that I haven't got round to putting in his virtual savings account then!)

Although with that score prediction I am beginning to doubt his Welsh credentials!

Catinthehat2 England 3 USA 1 Minute 7
ILoveTIFFANY England 2 USA 3 Minute 16
helyg England 1 USA 1 Minute 37
KerryMumbles England 2 USA 2 Minute 11
oftenpurple England 2 USA 1 Minute 28
3BreastsInMyShirt England 2 USA 1 Minute 14
EleanorHandbasket England 4 USA 1 Minute 17
aspiegal England 1 USA 0 Minute 25
Indaba England 2 USA 1 Minute 38
strandedatsea England 2 USA 0 Minute 33
Ba8y1 England 6 USA 0 Minute 3
funkychunkymunky England 2 USA 1 Minute 27
Rindercella England 2 USA 0 Minute 12
HalfTermHero England 3 USA 1 Minute 10
maresedotes England 4 USA 1 Minute 13
doughnutty England 2 USA 1 Minute 31
insertexpletive England 3 USA 1 Minute 18
MizDemeanor England 4 USA 1 Minute 4
jacksgrannie England 1 USA 0 Minute 37
c-c-c-custardo England 2 USA 1 Minute 19
Mouseface England 3 USA 2 Minute 35
mrsruffallo England 2 USA 0 Minute 30
magicOC England 1 USA 1 Minute 23
MArne England 0 USA 1 Minute 32 HAS NOT PAID
Gherkin England 0 USA 0 Minute ? HAS NOT PAID
Smerch England 3 USA 1 Minute 43
YOungSmerch England 5 USA 0 Minute ? HAS NOT PAID
DinahRod England 3 USA 1 Minute 43

Prize fund = £1800.50 + EUR100 + 533 Dirhams + $100 Eroticon+Rand 1100+ EC$400 + jar of pickled eggs + 1/2 bar of chocolate (no brand name)

YoungSmerch says 2 minutes. And is offering 37p and his remaining easter egg as payment. Will that do?

OK Children have to pay £100, you're JOLLY lucky it's not more, so get up that chimney now.

If YOU HAVE NOT SUPPLIED ME WITH A MINUTE OR A CASH PAYMENT, BY AN ARBITRARY TIME WHICH I HAVE NOT YET DECIDED ON YOUR ATTEMPT IS VOID.

Engerland 3 - USA 1

50th Minute

I am paying 100 egyptian pounds. I expect my winnings in sterling!

paid £100 via paypal into your account.

OK, I think I'm keeping up, let me know if I have missed out anything

Catinthehat2 England 3 USA 1 Minute 7
ILoveTIFFANY England 2 USA 3 Minute 16
helyg England 1 USA 1 Minute 37
KerryMumbles England 2 USA 2 Minute 11
oftenpurple England 2 USA 1 Minute 28
3BreastsInMyShirt England 2 USA 1 Minute 14
EleanorHandbasket England 4 USA 1 Minute 17
aspiegal England 1 USA 0 Minute 25
Indaba England 2 USA 1 Minute 38
strandedatsea England 2 USA 0 Minute 33
Ba8y1 England 6 USA 0 Minute 3
funkychunkymunky England 2 USA 1 Minute 27
Rindercella England 2 USA 0 Minute 12
HalfTermHero England 3 USA 1 Minute 10
maresedotes England 4 USA 1 Minute 13
doughnutty England 2 USA 1 Minute 31
insertexpletive England 3 USA 1 Minute 18
MizDemeanor England 4 USA 1 Minute 4
jacksgrannie England 1 USA 0 Minute 37
c-c-c-custardo England 2 USA 1 Minute 19
Mouseface England 3 USA 2 Minute 35
mrsruffallo England 2 USA 0 Minute 30
magicOC England 1 USA 1 Minute 23
MArne England 0 USA 1 Minute 32 HAS NOT PAID
Gherkin England 0 USA 0 Minute ? HAS NOT PAID
Smerch England 3 USA 1 Minute 43
YOungSmerch England 5 USA 0 Minute ? HAS NOT PAID
DinahRod England 3 USA 1 Minute 43
YOungSmerch England 5 USA 0 Minute 2
SomeGuy England 2 USA 0 Minute 38
Young HelyG England 8 USA 1 Minute 10
Heifer England 3 USA 1 Minute 50

Prize fund = £2000.87 + EUR100 + 533 Dirhams + $100 Eroticon+Rand 1100+ EC$400 + jar of pickled eggs + 1/2 bar of chocolate (no brand name)+stale easter egg + 100 Egyptian pounds

And, yes, I am not daft I will also be operating an arbitary sterling exchange rate for Someguy certain competitors if required

Catinthehat2 England 3 USA 1 Minute 7
ILoveTIFFANY England 2 USA 3 Minute 16
helyg England 1 USA 1 Minute 37
KerryMumbles England 2 USA 2 Minute 11
oftenpurple England 2 USA 1 Minute 28
3BreastsInMyShirt England 2 USA 1 Minute 14
EleanorHandbasket England 4 USA 1 Minute 17
aspiegal England 1 USA 0 Minute 25
Indaba England 2 USA 1 Minute 38
strandedatsea England 2 USA 0 Minute 33
Ba8y1 England 6 USA 0 Minute 3
funkychunkymunky England 2 USA 1 Minute 27
Rindercella England 2 USA 0 Minute 12
HalfTermHero England 3 USA 1 Minute 10
maresedotes England 4 USA 1 Minute 13
doughnutty England 2 USA 1 Minute 31
insertexpletive England 3 USA 1 Minute 18
MizDemeanor England 4 USA 1 Minute 4
jacksgrannie England 1 USA 0 Minute 37
c-c-c-custardo England 2 USA 1 Minute 19
Mouseface England 3 USA 2 Minute 35
mrsruffallo England 2 USA 0 Minute 30
magicOC England 1 USA 1 Minute 23
MArne England 0 USA 1 Minute 32 HAS NOT PAID
Gherkin England 0 USA 0 Minute ? HAS NOT PAID
Smerch England 3 USA 1 Minute 43
YOungSmerch England 5 USA 0 Minute ? HAS NOT PAID
DinahRod England 3 USA 1 Minute 43
YOungSmerch England 5 USA 0 Minute 2
SomeGuy England 2 USA 0 Minute 38
Young HelyG England 8 USA 1 Minute 10
Heifer England 3 USA 1 Minute 50
LeninGoooaaall England 2 USA 1 Minute 4 HAS NOT PAID , 100 GRAINS OF SAND THAT?S A LIBERTY, TRY £100 MATEY

Prize fund = £2000.87 + EUR100 + 533 Dirhams + $100 Eroticon + Rand 1100 + EC$400 + jar of pickled eggs + 1/2 bar of chocolate (no brand name) + stale easter egg + 100 Egyptian pounds

Catinthehat2 England 3 USA 1 Minute 7
ILoveTIFFANY England 2 USA 3 Minute 16
helyg England 1 USA 1 Minute 37
KerryMumbles England 2 USA 2 Minute 11
oftenpurple England 2 USA 1 Minute 28
3BreastsInMyShirt England 2 USA 1 Minute 14
EleanorHandbasket England 4 USA 1 Minute 17
aspiegal England 1 USA 0 Minute 25
Indaba England 2 USA 1 Minute 38
strandedatsea England 2 USA 0 Minute 33
Ba8y1 England 6 USA 0 Minute 3
funkychunkymunky England 2 USA 1 Minute 27
Rindercella England 2 USA 0 Minute 12
HalfTermHero England 3 USA 1 Minute 10
maresedotes England 4 USA 1 Minute 13
doughnutty England 2 USA 1 Minute 31
insertexpletive England 3 USA 1 Minute 18
MizDemeanor England 4 USA 1 Minute 4
jacksgrannie England 1 USA 0 Minute 37
c-c-c-custardo England 2 USA 1 Minute 19
Mouseface England 3 USA 2 Minute 35
mrsruffallo England 2 USA 0 Minute 30
magicOC England 1 USA 1 Minute 23
MArne England 0 USA 1 Minute 32 HAS NOT PAID
Gherkin England 0 USA 0 Minute ? HAS NOT PAID
Smerch England 3 USA 1 Minute 43
YOungSmerch England 5 USA 0 Minute ? HAS NOT PAID
DinahRod England 3 USA 1 Minute 43
YOungSmerch England 5 USA 0 Minute 2
SomeGuy England 2 USA 0 Minute 38
Young HelyG England 8 USA 1 Minute 10
Heifer England 3 USA 1 Minute 50
LeninGoooaaall England 2 USA 1 Minute 4 HAS NOT PAID , 100 GRAINS OF SAND THAT?S A LIBERTY, TRY £100 MATEY
Kerry?sDP England 3 USA 1 Minute 21 HAS NOT PAID

Prize fund = £2000.87 + EUR100 + 533 Dirhams + $100 Eroticon + Rand 1100 + EC$400 + jar of pickled eggs + 1/2 bar of chocolate (no brand name) + stale easter egg + 100 Egyptian pounds

OK I am cutting off at 7pm as I have to go & watch the game, so make sure you get all your details in by then (that would be Lenin, who needs to go & theive some property I think), and I will post the final runners & riders shortly thereafter.

Kerry I'm not sure that's going to work in the prize fund for some of the smaller competitors. Does he have some cash?

[ambles up late and shamefaced]

ok 3-1 to England first goal at 14 minutes...

[hands over 100quid and a wispa]

ooh i will hav a punt.

heres my £100.

england 3 usa 2 first goal 9th min.