Shallow thread to lust after players and pundits

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I've just been informed that extremely striking BBC guest pundit is Kanu. Good start for Day 1

Should have said Adebayor Very, very nice!

yes he is tres handsome

no idea who looks hot (i'm hiding in my cupnboard study and can only hear) but there's someone at the mo who has just used 'really penetratingly' 'deeply penetrating' and 'penetrating' about 15 times in 5 minutes. sounds rude.