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I can't be the only one who thinks Jude Bellingham looks like Voldermort?

25 replies

theapp · 01/07/2024 11:00

See?

I can't be the only one who thinks Jude Bellingham looks  like Voldermort?
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LinseedCrackers · 01/07/2024 11:01

Not seeing it myself. I mean, he has an actual nose.

Bananalanacake · 01/07/2024 11:04

Can't see it either but his surname reminds me of a place in London near Lewisham.

MaggieFS · 01/07/2024 11:09

Nope.

Perhaps mouth shape, in this photo only with his mouth open like that?

MaggieFS · 01/07/2024 11:09

Sorry, to be clear, nope, I don't see it rather than nope, you aren't the only one. I do NOT see it.

3luckystars · 01/07/2024 11:10

In that second I can see what you mean, but otherwise no. Thanks for the laugh though!!! You are funny.

Lampzade · 01/07/2024 11:15

Nope, I can’t see it

PianPianPiano · 01/07/2024 11:16

I'm on the app and until I clicked on it, your picture was just of his crotch with grass stains on it and I was trying to figure out how the stains might look like voldemort 😂
But no, even once I opened it fully, I'm not seeing it, sorry!

MoleAtTheCounter · 01/07/2024 11:20

Bananalanacake · 01/07/2024 11:04

Can't see it either but his surname reminds me of a place in London near Lewisham.

It is also a village in Northumberland; I visited when walking the Pennine Way. It is pronounced Bellin-jum.

Oblomov24 · 01/07/2024 11:22

Nope. Can't see it.

LinseedCrackers · 01/07/2024 11:22

PianPianPiano · 01/07/2024 11:16

I'm on the app and until I clicked on it, your picture was just of his crotch with grass stains on it and I was trying to figure out how the stains might look like voldemort 😂
But no, even once I opened it fully, I'm not seeing it, sorry!

Yes, it did fill one with slightly uncomfortable thoughts about what the crotch of a evil noseless wizard with very poor nail hygiene might look like.

shearwater2 · 01/07/2024 11:22

Nope.

Cattery · 01/07/2024 11:24

Zero resemblance

Alllllthemunchies · 01/07/2024 11:25

Nope.

I think he's a good looking guy 🤔

senua · 01/07/2024 11:25

Are you Slovakian, OP?
Grin

theapp · 01/07/2024 11:27

Haha no I am very English.

You're right he is rather handsome.

Every time I see him I see voldermort but I must be going bonkers 😂

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LinseedCrackers · 01/07/2024 11:29

theapp · 01/07/2024 11:27

Haha no I am very English.

You're right he is rather handsome.

Every time I see him I see voldermort but I must be going bonkers 😂

Where is the resemblance, though? On the surface a young, black, physically fit footballer, with a nose, hair etc isn't an obvious lookalike for a middle-aged, bald, white noseless evil wizard...?

Stygimoloch · 01/07/2024 11:32

Bellingham is a beautiful man!

KreedKafer · 01/07/2024 11:32

What? No.

He’s an objectively good-looking man.

SnapdragonToadflax · 01/07/2024 11:37

Nope, I can't see it. And I'm usually good at spotting lookalikes. He's a lovely looking young man (and oh my god I sound like my grandma...).

SallyWD · 01/07/2024 11:39

No I can't see it.

eurochick · 01/07/2024 11:48

Bananalanacake · 01/07/2024 11:04

Can't see it either but his surname reminds me of a place in London near Lewisham.

I call him Bus Garage. As my bus used to terminate there so dozens of times on each journey I would hear "this bus terminates at Bellingham Bus Garage".

DebtheSander · 01/07/2024 11:58

Nope. He is still very young but growing into a very handsome man. Intelligent too. I’m quite the fan.

HappierTimesAhead · 01/07/2024 12:04

What on earth? Obviously, no

Bananalanacake · 01/07/2024 16:55

eurochick - whenever I'm waiting for a bus in Greenwich there's loads going to Bellingham and not so many to Blackheath,

GrandHighPoohbah · 01/07/2024 16:58

Well I know which one I'd rather showed up on my doorstep! Besides, there is already a footballer they call Voldemort so we can't have two. And that other one looks a lot more like him!

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