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Bartholin cyst false alarm

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HermioneWeasley · 26/02/2025 22:00

When I was showering yesterday I noticed a painful lump at the entrance to my vag that hadn’t been there the day before. Panicking it was a bartholin cyst I managed to get a gp appointment today before it got any bigger and I wasn’t able to sit or walk. I wasn’t able to see it, only feel it. The poor woman found it and declared it a boil and said it had two heads and she thought it would burst and to keep up the hot flannels which I did and it went this evening with a very satisfying and surprisingly solid lump.

I think she might have been a sporner because she was giving it a squeeze to try and encourage it and then apologised and looked quite perky when she talked about it popping.

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HoratioBum · 28/02/2025 11:09

'Perky' Grin

BettyBardMacDonald · 01/03/2025 02:50

🤣

AuntAgathaGregson · 16/03/2025 09:01

I bet sporny GPs love certain aspects of their jobs.

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