NotMuchFunInTheSun

[WellThisIsRatherOdd]

I'm on holiday, the temperature is 36°C and what started as a little spot on my bikini line is now a weeping boil. It's hard to get a proper look at it because of its position and my slightly fat tummy.

I can't wear knickers or a swimsuit or bikini bottoms as the fucker is right on the crease of my knicker-line.

While my family are down by the pool I'm sitting on the balcony legs akimbo just waiting for the bastard to properly burst. The pain is horrible. No flannels here so I keep jumping in the shower to aim a jet of hot water at it.

I already have a cyst on my arm which recently started giving off a disgusting cheesy aroma which antibiotics haven't sorted, but have an appointment with a dermatology consultant the day after I get home for that.

I would post a photo for your delight, but can't see how to do that on the app.

sigh

Oh you poor thing. Can you not use the corner of a towel instead of a flannel? Any pharmacies nearby?

Clean sock/top/pants anything (instead of flannel)
Freshly boiled (+cooled a bit) salty water press on keep repeating
Be careful but to burn yourself

It's burst - thanks for the idea of the corner of a towel - don't know why I didn't think of that! A pretty impressive
load of gunk came out but it's still oozing and I had to wear some cycling shorts under my dress tonight.

I'm going to have to wear a loose pair of gym shorts with a tankini top tomorrow, just hope I don't end up flashing my minge round the pool as they're a bit flappy!

I spent all day on my own in the apartment today and we've only got 3 days left, so I'm just keeping everything clean and aired out and will hope for the best.