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If you want to see spot squeezing, popping or videos showing the removal of blackheads - this is the place for you.

Sebaceous filaments, a romantic sporner story

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FlangeBoil · 28/07/2024 10:51

Outdoors, gently stroking DP's back when I noticed what I thought was a blackhead, so I squeezed it and a little plump line of shite came out, I was very pleased. I then realised there were hundreds. So I grabbed my tweezers and set to work! DP is aware of my sporner tendencies and happily laid and let me crack on.
This has been happened every few nights for about a week now. On Thursday, I had a go and mentioned that my tweezers just weren't sharp enough to get them all and resigned for the night.
Yesterday, DP was out golfing and snookering, but said if an Amazon package arrives, open it as it's a gift! Lo and behold, the package arrived. To my absolute joy it contained a set of professional tweezers!!
DP is sorely hungover this morning (my DD at her DF so child free until this evening) so I've got a coffee and a book, enjoying the silence. DP wakes, we chat for a bit, and then he asks if I would like to test my new presents out, so he spent the last hour tweezing him whilst he tries to sleep his hangover off. What a perfect Sunday morning!
Pic is from about 15 mins work, it's bloody lovely.

Sebaceous filaments, a romantic sporner story
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Yougotwhatstuckwhere · 28/07/2024 10:54

Well thank you for naming my issue 🙂 I thought they were cysts!
Great your DP is indulging your sporn 👏👏👏

MrsMoastyToasty · 28/07/2024 20:45

Your DP is a keeper.

samarrange · 29/07/2024 20:05

DP is aware of my sporner tendencies

I have no idea how dating works in the modern age (DP and I are about to celebrate 40 years of exclusivity), but if these online dating apps allow you to put stuff in your bio about what's a must-have/desirable/deal-breaker, I would include "Ability to at least tolerate sporner tendencies" in the first category.

HamHand · 29/07/2024 20:09

I’m going to need to see the back that produced these wonders

TooBigForMyBoots · 29/07/2024 20:13

That's good husbanding right there. You must be so proud @FlangeBoil.Grin

RappersNeedChapstick · 29/07/2024 20:21

TooBigForMyBoots · 29/07/2024 20:13

That's good husbanding right there. You must be so proud @FlangeBoil.Grin

And there was a thread last week on how men aren't appreciated enough. Who wouldn't appreciate a DH like that? Grin

WingSlutz · 29/07/2024 20:22

Marry him OP.

MangosteenSoda · 29/07/2024 20:25

Romance is alive! You are living the dream OP 🤩

Hohofortherobbers · 29/07/2024 21:24

Now that is a thing of beauty 😍.
Can we have pics of erupting pores next time?

FlangeBoil · 30/07/2024 08:43

I think I probably will marry him, he's a good guy with great sebaceous filaments.

I'm going on my next quest tonight so I'll try and obtain some juicy images for you all.

Stay tuned, folks.

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NowyouhaveDunnett · 02/08/2024 08:52

Real love, that's so sweet!

My DH has great spots that he lets me squeeze.

Once he had this giant thing on his earlobe. He let me squeeze it and a magnificent ribbon of green stuff shot out and landed 5 feet away. Happy memories ❤️

Marseillaise · 03/08/2024 09:00

I don't understand what I'm supposed to be seeing in the picture? It's mostly the back of your hand.

samarrange · 03/08/2024 16:36

Marseillaise · 03/08/2024 09:00

I don't understand what I'm supposed to be seeing in the picture? It's mostly the back of your hand.

Edited

You need to zoom in on the pic. There are lots of little white filaments, which I assume OP wiped on the back of her left hand from the tweezers as she went along.

Sebaceous filaments, a romantic sporner story
heldinadream · 03/08/2024 16:41

@FlangeBoil admiring everything here: husband, story and storytelling skills, visual evidence, sheer spornerishness of everything, and your magnificent NAME!
FLANGEBOIL! That's worthy of Mervyn Peake, that is. 😂

FlangeBoil · 03/08/2024 17:50

@heldinadream thank you! I'm proud of him. The name also originates from the time I had an enormous boil on my flange and it erupted without warning 🥹

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californiaisdreaming · 03/08/2024 18:31

I have no idea what a sporner is, but this came up in my feed and I'm fascinated.

Humdrumdumb · 04/08/2024 01:32

Do you have a link to the professional tweezers @californiaisdreaming ?

Humdrumdumb · 04/08/2024 11:13

Humdrumdumb · 04/08/2024 01:32

Do you have a link to the professional tweezers @californiaisdreaming ?

Apologies, that last message should have been to @FlangeBoil

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FlangeBoil · 05/08/2024 09:45

A cute update - I've managed to get covid and it's wiped me out the past 5 days! Between work (I WFH) and taking care of DD (not DP's), I've been absolutely exhausted. DP has helped massively with looking after me and DD, as well as housework and cooking.

I'm finally starting to feel more human so after dinner last night, we showered and settled into bed, and DP gently handed me the tweezers 🥹 my face lit up and he rolled over and let me get to work, allowing me to reposition him whenever I needed and show him some of the incredible sebaceous filaments I'd pulled. We did this for an hour.

DP goals ❤️

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IncompleteSenten · 05/08/2024 09:47

The back of my husband's thighs are literally covered in those things and he refuses to let me near them.
When I divorce him, this will be listed as the reason. 😁

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