Blackhead from my teenager

[QuintessentialQuokka]

After resisting all my previous overtures, my 17 year old finally let me at the blackhead they've been growing above their lip for 18 months. God it was satisfying seeing it emerge from its cave like a plump maggot.

Plump maggot! Brilliant!
Good cultivating by teen!

I once did this to an ex who was cultivating one on his neck. It was like a grain of rice. I still dream about it...

Ooohh I had one like that out my toddlers ear once, it was like a massive sesame seed

I was rubbing my thighs Vic Reeves style it was so good

Congratulations OP

I kept one from my son's ear for weeks so I could admire it when I needed to relax.

Nice one!

Great! I had a manager once who had loads along her top lip and I was tempted to squeeze them so many times!

Nice. I used to have a manager who had a massive port o winer above his ear. I could never understand why his wife did not have a go at it. I could never stop staring and wanting to get at it.

Ha first time I've been brave enough to click on a sporner thread. You lot are funny. My OH has a white head worm thing on his back needs squeezing every few days then fills back up. Very satisfying especially if you let it go a bit longer. Recently noticed that it smells funny though which I must admit has put me off some what

I feel so much better after reading (and howling) at some of these comments, I thought I was the only one that kept them to admire

I once had a boil inside my ear which when squeezed popped out a hard round white pearl like object. I kept in my trinket box for ages

By Jove, I think you've just solved Britain’s mental health crisis!

You are so lucky @QuintessentialQuokka, my teenager won't let me anywhere near his. I gave him life ffs!

Offer him a tenner lol

Very nice work ,OP!

I genuinely believe that the posters on Sporner Corner are the best people on mumsnet! All your posts crack me up! 😂

I worked with someone with the most incredible open pores…. Full of blackhead gunk.. how his wife resisted us beyond me.. I was gagging to get at them!