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Lady bits

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SorrySadDog · 22/11/2023 01:06

Anyone else susceptible to lady bits cysts? I sometimes get a big one where I shave.

BUT….I actually got a hard lump next to my clitoris and ended up being sat in a chair contraption, a huge needle going into that sensitive flesh and a doctor cutting it out in hospital.

so forget all your leg, head, face cysts. You’ve experienced nothing until the day a fuck off massive needle injects anaesthetic into your clit and you should FUCK OFF at a mild mannered gentleman surgeon.

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YourDreamySwan · 28/10/2024 00:17

Omg stop I'm booking an appointment cause I've had a cyst looking thing next to my clit for a while but been to scared to go. How did it go?

violentovulation · 28/10/2024 01:13

Bartholin's cyst by the sounds of it. I had something similar once. It was fucking PAINFUL. I lanced it and it was grim. Not saying anyone should ever do that but I couldn't cope with the pressure soreness at the time, and basically swore a lot and stabbed it in a bath with saltwater. So fucking painful.

AllTheWatersTurnedToClouds · 28/10/2024 12:33

Did you have stitches? The lump is uncomfortable enough
can’t imagine a scratchy stitch end đŸ˜¢

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