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Armpit squeezing help

31 replies

Unsuremover · 10/08/2021 20:27

First the background : found a sizeable lump in my armpit and gave it a hard prod, head burst with a pop. Despite poking nothing else came out, it was late so I put on mag sulph and a plaster. Next day there’s a nice egg size lump but no head. I can get a quick pop but nothing more.

Now the issue: it’s in the “hole” bit that isn’t boob or arm, I can get both hands on it but not to properly squeeze, skin is all wrinkly. If I stretch my arm behind my head it looks better but then I only have 1 squeezing hand.

My thoughts: i need either a conductors baton to hold in my right hand and squeeze against with my left or chop sticks, which I think would be hard. DH is useless, after initial concern about armpit lump he would not like me to stop putting my armpit in his face and asking for help.

How do I get it squeezed? I can feel chambers, I will feel so much better once it’s gone. All suggestion welcome.

OP posts:
Unsuremover · 10/08/2021 21:29

Bump

And I thought of a small noose to kind of squeeze it up?? Come on I know you have ideas.

OP posts:
starfishmummy · 10/08/2021 22:33

Pliers wrapped with gauze or cottonwool

Funkmaster · 10/08/2021 22:35

I think we need a photo

Unsuremover · 10/08/2021 22:45

I knew you’d want a photo but hairy pit and one handed is exactly the kind of photo that shouldn’t be on the net.

Pliers maybe, but I am right handed so I think with my left I could slip and pinch half my arm off.

OP posts:
FlibbertyGiblets · 10/08/2021 22:51

Wooden salad tongs hang on

FlibbertyGiblets · 10/08/2021 22:53

Like these?

Armpit squeezing help
Unsuremover · 10/08/2021 23:01

@FlibbertyGiblets

Like these?
Now they look they would do the trick. It’s such a stupid place but I know it’s going to be a good squeeze. Stupid squeamish husband.
OP posts:
FlibbertyGiblets · 10/08/2021 23:09

Or a cane from your runner beans, split the end about 5 inches, to give you a really good pinch.

This is a joke btw, soil is bleurgh when you think of all that blood and bone tossed in....

toomanyhobbies · 10/08/2021 23:23

Where are you? Im in the east would love to come and help. I squeeze Dh cyst on the back of his neck!

MrsPelligrinoPetrichor · 11/08/2021 00:14

Egg size?!Shock

Amima · 11/08/2021 00:16

Ask your mother. Mothers are always helpful even when DHs aren’t. They’ve wiped your bum and aren’t squeamish.

PickAChew · 11/08/2021 00:16

I think you need some sort of mini ice cream scoop.

A icing bag nozzle should do the trick, actually.

EBearhug · 11/08/2021 00:33

Obviously you can't try any of these ideas without setting up the lighting and camera.

MobyDicksTinyCanoe · 11/08/2021 00:39

Pimp it out to the highest bidder...... You've grown your own fortune.

Unsuremover · 11/08/2021 00:50

@MrsPelligrinoPetrichor

Egg size?!Shock
Yes, in 1 day! Must have been lurking deep down for a while.

My mothers no good either. Her solution was put a dressing on till it pops naturally, as if.

I’ve got another mag sulph paste on it over night, with a hot shower in the morning hopefully it’ll go. I’ll see if I can shave enough to be camera ready.

How strong do you think those baby bogie suckers are?

OP posts:
BridgetInHerBravery · 11/08/2021 01:08

You need to do the hot bottle thing...

tumtitum · 11/08/2021 02:15

I had one of these recently and after a couple of hot compresses it disappointingly went down!

MrsPelligrinoPetrichor · 11/08/2021 08:30

We don't care about hair armpits, don't shave on case it makes it worse,get a photo taken!!!

espressomartiniftw · 11/08/2021 19:15

Where are you OP?
There must be a sporner nearby!

MilesOfSand · 11/08/2021 22:18

Wire coat hanger bent so a curved bit lies flat.

LonstantonSpiceMuseum · 11/08/2021 22:28

Any updates OP? 😀

doudouchouchou · 12/08/2021 19:37

You see. Your description is exactly the type of photos us sporners love.

Photo or it didn't happen

YouBringLightInToADarkPlace · 12/08/2021 21:10

Need to know if it popped....

movingadviceneeded · 12/08/2021 21:11

No photos = nothing happened. Soz. It's da rulez.

FlatteredFool · 12/08/2021 21:13

Shameless place marking for photos

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