Monster cyst

[Hyacinth88]

So I've posted about this periodically but it's been a while.
Husband has a big sebaceous cyst on his shoulder blade /back.
He's had it.. Oh.... Maybe 15 years at least
He won't and never will let me at it.
He does know I'm posting here!
It's bigger in diameter than a pound coin and height wise it's about 4 pound coins.
Sooooo frustrating.

I feel your pain. DH has a blocked pore on his chest. When we first got together he let me at it, and it was absolutely glorious. But now he won't and it just keeps growing and I know there's so much lovely gunk in there. When it gets too much for me I beg him to go and deal with it cos I can't stand knowing it's there.

I've actually had dreams of trying to do it when he's asleep using numbing gel and one of those squeezing tools.

I think you need to knock him out and attack. Try chloroform?

You both need to LTB's. Till death us do part. In sickness and in health.....this is the sickness bit....they must let you squeeze.....

He's bloody unreasonable!!!

This may be TMI, but I had a boil the size of a golf ball on my, well let's just say it hurt to sit down. Mrs PC have a lovely time and I was relieved!!!

I reckon in 25 years it was the best 30 minutes she's ever had with me!!!!

made me giggle

DH has one on the back of his head, every time he gets his hair cut my fingers itch I want to pop it so much!

Oh man... I had one basically identical to this, but obviously I was always at it, stabbed it with various needles and eventually it just burst in my hand.

It was glorious and went on for ages, but I must say the insides smelled like actual death.

It's back now and about the size of a peppercorn. One day...