Can I get rid of this boil on my inner thigh before tomorrow night? I have a (naked) date

[MoirasWigStand]

Seeing a lively bloke, still early days. I haven't seen him since last week and was so looking forward to tomorrow night.

But I have this enormous boil on my inner thigh that will not die. I have done the magnesium sulfate overnight with a dressing on. It doesn't seem to have done much. I've squeezed and got pus out but it's still enormous and red and angry looking.

Argh. Is there anything I can try before tomorrow night? Otherwise I might have to cancel or somehow make excuses for not getting naked.

He won't notice that! Enjoy your date!

I’m not sure that even counts as a boil.

That's not a huge boil, if it was huge, it would be really really painful,and I personally wouldn't want anyone near a large boil. Maybe soak in a hot bath for as long as you can., with Epsom salts in it,if you have any.

@ViciousJackdaw yes, my ex husband. Particularly around my fanjo area. He was awful about taste, smell, my disgusting ingrown hairs etc etc.

So yeah, maybe this is more about me. Anyway, I didn't cancel and it was fine. More than fine

[quote MoirasWigStand]@ViciousJackdaw yes, my ex husband. Particularly around my fanjo area. He was awful about taste, smell, my disgusting ingrown hairs etc etc.

So yeah, maybe this is more about me. Anyway, I didn't cancel and it was fine. More than fine [/quote]
Yey!!! Glad you enjoyed your date and this didn’t get in the way

[quote MoirasWigStand]@ViciousJackdaw yes, my ex husband. Particularly around my fanjo area. He was awful about taste, smell, my disgusting ingrown hairs etc etc.

So yeah, maybe this is more about me. Anyway, I didn't cancel and it was fine. More than fine [/quote]
What a nasty little bastard. I'm glad he's your ex. Please don't let his horrible jibes cloud your thinking again. You deserve much better and it looks like you're getting it! Enjoy!

My ex used to criticise me too, in hindsight it was him trying to control me and make me feel crap so I wouldn't go elsewhere.

My wish for you... that new naked date man is kind and generous and is of the 'normal' opinion that one is lucky to get naked dates with lovely people. Sounds like he is!

Soak in a hot bath, then some lavender oil

Tell him you're so hot for him that your inner volcano is about to erupt!

Could you sellotape the 20p over it?

If he notices it just say "Oh I wondered where that had gone. It fell out of my purse." (not a euphemism!)

He absolutely 100% will not notice that, he will definitely have other things on his mind.

Forget it and enjoy your evening!

Anyway, I didn't cancel and it was fine. More than fine grin
Excellent!!😆

Just stick a plaster on it to try and draw it. Just leave plaster on and say you got stung/bitten or something when was outside (of all the places). It really isnt that bad or enormous to either!

Sudocreme reduces redness

Oh just seen the update, great! And pleased the previous previous one is your ex!

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Before I saw the photo I was going to suggest drawing a face on it and giving him a name.

However now I’ve seen it I suggest you stop being a fanny, that’s nothing!

Glad all ended well!!!

And excellent call @ViciousJackdaw

Delighted your evening went well.

Down to more important matters - how's the boil doing?

@TwoLeftSocksWithHoles

Could you sellotape the 20p over it?

If he notices it just say "Oh I wondered where that had gone. It fell out of my purse." (not a euphemism!)