Someone who got parenting right. **edited by MNHQ to say BLEEEURGUHGGHGH GRAPHIC CONTENT**

[DisgraceToTheYChromosome]

Two women have the time of their lives: m.youtube.com/watch?v=d2I5ywM0T04

Wow 😮

How did he tolerate that with no anaesthetic?!

Ipadipod: what they're doing to him there is as nothing to the mental anguish they inflicted as teenagers. I have the tshirt, don't I just.

WHAT HAVE WE JUST WATCHED?!

Tee hee.

@HopeMumsnet the best thing that’s happened since lockdown began

Home surgery is what happens when there’s no NHS!

OMG. That was amazing!

Holy fuck, that was awesome and revolting in equal measures!

I need to know what it is! (but daren't click) 🙈

Wow!!! did you see the size of that thing?

I was hoping they’d make sure and get the sac out! Otherwise that bad boy would have been right back.

Beautiful.

I thought his spinal cord was going to be extracted next.

Holy shit, that must’ve really hurt

i feared they had hold of a bit of lung at the end

Someone please tell me WTF IS IT???

It's a massive cyst. On day 1, they squeeze out the top squidge, with much spurting and splatting. On day 2, they cut into it and release the devil's puree. Finally, they remove the sac, by brutal two-handed tugging.

OMG my mouth is watering

'Twas. Thing of beauty. Thank you OP. I'm now off to check my teens face for blackheads!! (I usually have to give him money to let me squeeze!!)

@ BluebellsareBlue I to have to pay cold harsh cash plus negotiate hard over how many I am allowed to tackle to get a go at the teens blackheads!

Oh my dear sweet lord. That even made me wince! I’m off tomato purée for a bit too...

That was bloody amazing.

I have a cyst on the back of my neck and it’s been there for years. Dh squeezes it and is very much day 1 level, so tiny hole and only a bit comes out. I’m going to tell him to slice it like day 2.

Saying that a doctor friend of mine tried once and injected me with lignocaine and sliced it with a scapal and squeezed. Declared it was all too solid and gave up. She’s a gynae doctor though rather than a pimple popper doctor.

@Eve I hate to do this to you but.... a full ten mins of successful black head removal for the small price of not taking the dog out for a week... I am replete......16year Old's face is currently clear. Working up to DP's back, but he's a harder sell