Wtaf has just come out of my ear?

[PawsyMcPawFace]

Looks like a raisin

Ooooooooo

I was casually in the dentists waiting room and had a rummage. . Saved it for later. What the hell?

Does everything sound loud now? 😂

Looks like earwax.

A big lump of wax! Ooooh.

A wax nugget . Can you hear better?

Why does this never happen to me 😫 what am I doing wrong

It’s a bit drafty in there but I’m still as deaf as a post. is this a thing?

It felt good. Really good. But I was in public

Love it when this happens. Never done it in public though!

rubs thighs that is a beauty

I had one of those pop out of my ear literally as I picked up my pen to start my history mock A-level. It was sitting on the desk all through the exam and I had to smuggle it out afterwards. Can’t remember if it affected my grade!

Looks like it’s been tucked in there for a while. At least it didn’t fall out in the dentists chair.

rubs thighs, now that is a beauty! Love it when things like this happen!

Oh now that is beautiful OP. Congratulations. Did it feel amazing when it came out?

Looks like an unused dead brain cell you picked out!

I think I might name him Horacio. It was amazing giving birth. The feeling of airyness and space was great. I’m at the other ear now in anticipation. I might have to wait another 50 years though

Sorry to disappoint, I had similar, though more ball shaped, years ago, years and years and years, and it’s never happened again.

I agree though, when it came out it felt great and my ear felt such relief, which was strange, as I wouldn’t have said before it came out that my ear felt anything other than normal

A penny came out of your ear?

I got a syringe thing from amazon a while ago and it's AMAZING!

You put drops of olive oil in your ear a few times over a day or two to soften up the wax and then lean over the bath, squirt warm water in, and out comes the wax........... ideally in chunks - aaaah!

Saved it for later.

Of course. What kind of monster would t?

Do you have toddlers or young children who were toddlers recently? Maybe it is a raisin?

—or a dried up slug—

Looks like a rat shit.

I'm salivating

Make a mini Yuletide candle.