So! Satisfying!
I have a fun story. When I was in Sydney I did some agency care work.
I was at a nursing home and had been showering an old bloke. I noticed he had a lump on his back. It was maybe 5cm x 3cm (sort of oval) and about 5mm thick. I noticed that there were two or three blackheads at the bottom of it.
I asked him if he’d mind if I squeezed the blackheads for him. He said ok. So I squeezed. And squeezed. And squeezed.
It just kept coming like a very long piece of yellow spaghetti. Tissues full of it.
Twenty minutes later, there was just this weird bit of empty skin where the lump had been.
I wonder if staff and doctors had been keeping an eye on it, thinking it might be a tumour or something, and suddenly one day it’s gone, is it a miracle? Nah, just the English temp who really likes squeezing zits.