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If you want to see spot squeezing, popping or videos showing the removal of blackheads - this is the place for you.

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DH's ear blackhead - he won't let me at it!!

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HavelockVetinari · 27/02/2019 21:08

DH has an absolutely EPIC-looking blackhead in his ear. I'm desperate to get at it with tweezers, but he's refusing to let me near it.

Tomorrow I'm having IVF egg collection - a general anaesthetic where I'll have a needle poked through my vagina into my ovaries 12-15 times. I feel that to mitigate this, the very LEAST DH could do is to let me squeeze his ear blackhead. He disagrees.

AIBU?

DH's ear blackhead - he won't let me at it!!
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Holidayshopping · 27/02/2019 21:10

LTBGrin

pumpkinpie01 · 27/02/2019 21:10

Oh my god pin him down ! You must totally ignore him and go what needs to be done !

Aprilshowersarecomingsoon · 27/02/2019 21:11

*Lance The Blackhead!!

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HavelockVetinari · 27/02/2019 21:22

I have been shown these responses. Help! I am being pinned down! Heeeeelp! Somebody :-)

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HavelockVetinari · 27/02/2019 21:22

That was DH. He is outraged, and is still denying me my rightful access!

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Alienspaceship · 27/02/2019 21:25

You have a LEGAL right to get your hands on that (honest) not to mention the that morally and ethically you MUST squeeze it - and post the pictures.

Alienspaceship · 27/02/2019 21:26

It won’t hurt, we all promise...

Fstar · 27/02/2019 21:28

Slip him nightnurse and get at it when he is sleeping! Good luck with egg collection x

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HavelockVetinari · 28/02/2019 09:24

It's the morning and he is STILL refusing! Angry

I'm starting to think Night Nurse is the way to go...

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Heaviestdirtyestsoul · 28/02/2019 17:30

Your DH is mean and should be thanking you profusely for bothering to deal with his ear spot- now, slip him some nite nurse and a 'drowsy' anti histamine in his supper and squish away! (obviously I don't really mean for you to slip him anything- but last time I joked about slipping someone medications, I was torn to bits on here) surely it must be uncomfortable for him. Threaten to send him to the doctors for it numbed and sliced out before it leads to an infection? Then post allll the pictures! All the best for the harvesting! X

BirthdayKake · 28/02/2019 17:32

OH my god. I thought that said "he won't let me eat it!". I died a bit inside 🤢

CottonSock · 28/02/2019 17:32

He let you photograph it Grin

SaveKevin · 28/02/2019 17:37

What about a cotton bud in super hot water and hold it on the spot to make it pop?

That’s how you sell it, clearly you repeatedly jab it with the cotton bud squashing it outwards until it explodes in glorious detail.

Stinkytoe · 28/02/2019 17:41

The best thing about my ex was his epic blackheads. DH is a much better man in almost every way except he has blemish free skin.

Squeeze that blackhead!!!

PS. I hope the egg collection went smoothly.

Roomba · 28/02/2019 17:50

DS1 has some epic ones in his ears too (and on his nose). But he refuses to let anyone anywhere near them and point blank refuses to remove his nose ones himself too. I despair!

LadyOfTheCanyon · 28/02/2019 21:48

You need a Kirby grip for ear blackheads. < nods sagely >

DisgraceToTheYChromosome · 01/03/2019 11:08

Oi! Mr Vetinari! Man the fuck up! If I can withstand DW squeezing the ones on my arsehole, you can manage one on your ear.

DisgraceToTheYChromosome · 01/03/2019 11:08

Arse, not arsehole. Bloody autocorrect!

Cornedbeefpie · 01/03/2019 11:29

Grin Disgrace thought that was TMI!

Heaviestdirtyestsoul · 01/03/2019 17:53

Possibly the very best auto correct in the whole (arse-whole 😂) of mumsnet! Hurrah!

LadyOfTheCanyon · 01/03/2019 20:08

I've squeezed one on my husband's ball sack. It hit me in the eye.

The long winter nights just fly past in our house. Grin

Joebloggswazere · 01/03/2019 20:10

You are married, what’s his is yours!

onetwofive · 01/03/2019 20:15

Oh good God - I did not expect to laugh so much at this thread. Also misread title as eat it. LTB as lance the blackhead was a moment of genius. And I'm still recovering from blackheads on the arsehole. Grinas you were!

Alienspaceship · 01/03/2019 21:05

Lady Grin

John470322 · 02/03/2019 19:42

We need a video of the blackhead exploding and not of your eggs being harvested
I wish I was a teenager again with lots of blackheads to squeeze