I've just ordered some form of twisty earwax remover contraption from Groupon.
Not sure if it's coincidence or the whole tracking online activity thing but then this came up on my Facebook newsfeed.....
https://www.littlethings.com/15-years-earwax/?utmm_source=LTcom&utmmedium=Facebook&utmm_campaign=health
15 years worth of earwax 😱!! What I wouldn't give to have a prod at that.