Cyst on head extracted- pics

[RoderickRules]

New boyfriend kindly extracted a 20 year old cyst from my head last night.

I’m over the moon with the results and wanted to share.

Had to get the sac out with tweezers.

DH performed a similar procedure on our cat’s head. The cat has adored him ever since.

Outstanding.

Where is sporner corner?? I want to favourite it x

Wooowwww!!

Dh has often tried to get my neck cyst out with no luck.

I even once convinced a surgeon friend to slice it with a scalpel and try and get it out. She sliced it open and then declared it was solid and she couldn’t get anything out. She’s not a sporner! We had local and everything!

I had exactly this apart from the sack. Mine kept refilling and id have prod and a whole load more gunk would come out till one day i had a really good squeeze at it and the sack came out but in bits like it had broken up. There was visable hole but it was tiny and closed up within within hours. Id had mine for about 10 years and there wasnt any smell at all.

Used a Stanley knife and tweezers.
The hole is really neat.
He did a great job.

There was still stuff in the sac.
When he tweezed the sac out I felt the vacuum break and make a little squelch.

The texture of the sac/inside is maybe like wax that is setting.
It did not smell.
There was a slight odour but not offensive.
Like grass or plant smell.

We are meeting for another consultation next week

Holy shit this is the best and grossest thing I've seen in a while! Well done to the bf, he's a keeper. Hope you heal well OP.

Bloody hell. I'm impressed. And thank you for generously sharing!

I’ve got a cyst on my head. I didn’t realise they had...tentacles? Amazing, thanks for sharing op!

Well done him for getting the sack too cause as Dr pimple popper says if you don’t get the sack it will just come back

Is it wrong I'm jealous of you having had such a cyst?! sighs 🤔

Stanley knife-wow! Did it hurt?

Yes it did hurt.
But not unbearable (obviously!)
We were committed to it.

In the morning he told me what he was thinking as he was doing the surgery...he didn’t want me to bleed to death in his bedroom and end up on London Tonight.

How we laughed!

Wow!

This is true love in action!!! He's fantastic, you should hire him out. My DH would never dream of trying this.

What's his day job Rod?

A Stanley knife? I hope he sterilised it first!

Oh Jesus Mummy!

That's astonishing.

You should marry him!

Fucking hell! Does he do this sort of thing as a job? Or just a hobby?

Bloody hell, how did he even know what to do!?

Where is sporner corner?? I want to favourite it
You are on it

Wowsers!

The sac dried out.
You can see that it wasn’t empty.
At the time he estimated the cyst was 60% out. He was right.

He doesn’t do anything like this as a job but is pretty good with his hands.

We spoke before he did the procedure, I had learned from You Tube that the sac needed to come out and he understood straight away.

He is obviously a sporner.

The aftercare has been more than I ever could have expected.

I love him, I love you and I love the pics. The only thing better is a video.

I regret so much not being a dermatologist. Maybe I could become a back street one. I'll pay you instead for the privilege of emptying your cysts.

I think you ought to propose OP. Don't let him get away!