Sporn please

[fairiesandelves]

It's been a very slow week for sporn news ...I've been checking for updates and new threads all week but nothing ....
Anyone got anything brewing ????

I had a sore eyelid last weekend. My eyelid then went quite swollen and I noticed there was one part that was like a hard little lump like a spot. On Tuesday underneath my top lashes I noticed a yellow 'bead'. I pulled my eyelid up to look at it and it burst, producing a solid yellow worm.

The lid then swelled up loads for the rest of the evening and I looked like I'd been punched in the eye, but by the next morning it was all back to normal with no signs at all of the spot!

I went to adjust my knickers and realised my bum cheek was stuck to my knickers via a spot! I got my daughter to take a photo and then I tried to squeeze she said something oozed out sadly I couldn't see this

I had a sore painful lump on my arse cheek. Couldn't get it for ages then a huuuge blackhead erupted. No footage though!

Now that's more like it! (Sighs dreamily)

So we have possible footage in the pipeline from snowballs when her friends next round!!
Which is when snowballs ?

Earlier this week I had a small spot on my bum, basically where the knicker line sits. With a hard squeeze I got a thin silly string ribbon that kept going for a while and it stunk. The next morning I was a bit sore down there and popped some tea tree oil. I then went on a long drive and could feel it becoming progressively more uncomfortable. I reached my destination and excused myself to the bathroom. I had to use my phone light and my brand new Tarte blusher for a mirror so I could get a good look. At first glance it just looked red and sore but I went in for a squeeze anyway. The first push you could see the yellow head starting to bulge through but not break the skin. So I squeezed harder, when it broke the skin there was an audible pop and a big splatter of pus hit my blusher so hard that it skittered across the hard floor.

I had to bin my expensive new blusher as ass spot germs are probably not too good for the skin but it was well worth it.

Blimy, it's all happening with the bums this week

I had a red spot thing on my side (where I think I got bitten by a bug). It developed into a really hard, ball and eventually I managed to pop it.
It was HUGE! There was a solid round cyst-type thing with loads of gunk underneath. All gone now!

Here you go... twitter.com/tbhtumbir/status/908214653888499714

I don't have any bum-sporn but I do have one on my very inner thigh from an ingrown hair. It's one of those that if you kind of poke around on the top you can feel the softer spot where it's eventually going to pop but it's just not getting there yet despite mag sulph and hot compresses. Not able to post pics because of location (not to mention I had the devil's own time being able to see the thing in the first place and DP is not keen on sporn so...) but I'll be sure to share all the gory details once the...uh...magic happens.

Top quality Sporn

Nice one! Love a bit of dr pimple popper !!

DH managed to get this out of my back earlier this year. It was rock hard and right near a nerve, it was so sensitive I could feel it all the time. Such a relief to get it out, I think it’s growing again now though.

My brother knows my sporning tendencies and texted me the other day to say he has two massive spots on his back (and if he's saying that they will be, he grows them well) and would I come and deal with them.

I live 200 miles from him. No car. Was still tempted to jump on a train though